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Name:	Jason
Nickname:	Jasonette
Birthday:	April 17th
Hometown:	Latrobe, PA
Lived in DC since?:	Moved here in January of 1999
What do you drink?:	Patron Silver, Miller Lite, Stoli Ras, Cuervo
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Shawn-a-kazi
Hobbies and Interests:	Happy hours with good friends, spending time with family.
Favorite Porn Star:	I like them all.
Your favorite quote:	"It will feel better when it stops hurting."
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Name:	Jayson
Nickname:	Puppy
Birthday:	August, 23rd
Hometown:	McMinnville, TN
Lived in DC since?:	June 2003
What do you drink?:	Tequila, sometimes tequila
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Tequila
Hobbies and Interests:	Softball, basketball, video games, mobsters on myspace
Favorite Porn Star:	Jesse O'Tool
Your favorite quote:	"Pulling out is RUDE!"
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Name:	Jeramy
Nickname:	Auntie R
Birthday:	April 23rd
Hometown:	Quincy, CA
Lived in DC since?:	Moved in '96.
What do you drink?:	Bud Light & Tequila
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Long Island, Raz Kamakazi
Hobbies and Interests:	Softball, photography, camping, sex, women's clothing.
Favorite Porn Star:	Any hot guys with tatts that take what they are given...and like ermine.
Your favorite quote:	"Boys & Girls, treat them like last nights' boyfriends, girlfriends or tricks. Suck 'em, lick 'em, or lose 'em. IT'S CLOSING TIME!!!"
Comments:	I hate you & think you're fat and ugly.


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Name:	Nelson
Nickname:	Nellie Fur Taco
Birthday:	November 18th
Hometown:	Washington, DC
Lived in DC since?:	All my life.
What do you drink?:	Miller Lite
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Beer
Hobbies and Interests:	Mowing lawns & washing dishes. Loitering around 7/11.
Favorite Porn Star:	Anyone brown.
Your favorite quote:	"No hablo Ingles."
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Name:	Paulie
Nickname:	Paulie
Birthday:	Aug 29th
Hometown:	Washington, DC
Lived in DC since?:	All my life.
What do you drink?:
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Bottled beer.
Hobbies and Interests:	Whoreticulture
Favorite Porn Star:	All of them.
Your favorite quote:	"I saw him first!"
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Name:	Tyler
Nickname:	Tigger
Birthday:	June 7th
Hometown:	Kansas City, MO
Lived in DC since?:	June '08
What do you drink?:	Rum & Coke
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Kamikaze
Hobbies and Interests:	Sleeping.
Favorite Porn Star:	Jaymes Hedges
Your favorite quote:	"All you need in life is an overactive imagination and a firm grip."
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Name:	Richard
Nickname:	Chard
Birthday:	February 14th
Hometown:	Landover Hills, MD
Lived in DC since?:	My whole life.
What do you drink?:	Rolling Rock, Tequila
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Mimosas
Hobbies and Interests:	Furniture Restoration, drawing, painting, cooking, collecting & sewing up my own dresses.
Favorite Porn Star:	Al Parker
Your favorite quote:	"Slowly, slowly, it's too good a job to rush." -- Columbia, RHPS
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Name:	Alvin
Nickname:	Alvie
Birthday:	April 22
Hometown:	Detroit, MI
Lived in DC since?:	27 years
What do you drink?:	Captain Morgan
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Russian Quaalude
Hobbies and Interests:	Tarot, Astrology, Metaphysics
Favorite Porn Star:	Too may to say a favorite
Your favorite quote:	"Know Thyself"
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Name:	James
Nickname:	Sir
Birthday:	Friday, April 13th
Hometown:	Annapolis, MD
Lived in DC since?:	27 years
What do you drink?:	Tequila
What's your favorite drink to make?:	Body Shots
Hobbies and Interests:	Photography, design, cooking, bottoms.
Favorite Porn Star:	Victor Banda
Your favorite quote:	"Only the good die young." (I'm going to live forever)
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Name:	Kevin
Nickname:	McDevitt
Birthday:	April 5th
Hometown:	Perkasie, PA
Lived in DC since?:	3 years
What do you drink?:	Jack and Coke
What's your favorite drink to make?:	cosmo, because I get to shake it.
Hobbies and Interests:	Going to the gym, foreign languages, all things latin.
Favorite Porn Star:	Dred Scott
Your favorite quote:	"I am what I am."
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Sunday: Open 4pm. Happy Hour 4pm to 9pm $2.00 42 Below Vodka 4pm to 9pm Karaoke Starts at 9:30pm Tea Dance starts at 5pm Second Sunday is "Bears Can Dance" hosted by the 495 bears Fourth Sunday is "Beefy T Dance" hosted by DJ Jim Gade

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Tuesday Nights:

Open 4pm. Happy Hour 4pm to 9pm.
Two for One Tuesday. All Drinks 2-4-1 9pm to Closing.
Twisted Trivia Contests 9pm and 11pm

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Saturday:
Open 4pm. Happy Hour 4pm to 9pm.
Beat the Clock Special on Rolling Rock and House Vodka from 49pm to 9pm.
Underwear Party -- Men in Underwear Drink Free from Midnight to 1am.

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MAL/Inauguration Weekend 2009

Friday January 16th to Tuesday January 20th

MAL Weekend Hours: Fri 4PM-3AM, Sat 1PM-3AM, Sun 1PM-2AM

Friday 5PM-10PM - GEAR Party
Friday 10PM-? - CLAW

Saturday 2PM-4PM - Hot Boots/BLUF
Saturday 4PM-6PM - International Deaf Leather

Sunday 5PM-11PM - PAKT Underwear Party ($5 Cover, 2nd Floor Only)

Monday 1PM - 2AM

Tuesday 1PM - 2AM